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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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