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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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