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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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