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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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