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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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