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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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