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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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