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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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