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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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