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My step-auntie Barbara ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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