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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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