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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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