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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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