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My step-auntie Barbara ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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