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Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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