Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Barbara ate …

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a box of dead mice yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes stinky tofu stale bread a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits

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