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My step-auntie Virginia ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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