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Bad food

My step-auntie Virginia ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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