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Bad food

My step-auntie Virginia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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