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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Virginia
ate
the last Rolo
and
head-butted
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a policeman
a milkman
a doctor
a farmer
a student
a train driver
a pilot
a ticket inspector
a policewoman
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