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Bad food

My step-auntie Virginia ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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