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Bad food

My step-auntie Virginia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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