Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Virginia ate …

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a box of dead mice stale bread Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers the last Rolo mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce canned prunes stinky tofu

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