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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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