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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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