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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilma ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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