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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Wilma
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
stale bread
yesterday's fish
mouldy potatoes
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
a stale biscuit
the last Rolo
mushy peas
stinky tofu
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