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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Wilma
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
turkey twizzlers
yesterday's fish
a stale biscuit
Brussels sprouts
mushy peas
stale bread
stinky tofu
a box of dead mice
soggy lettuce
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