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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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