Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.