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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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