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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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