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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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