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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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