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Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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