Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate a wedge of blue cheese and throat-punched …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a doctor a farmer a bus driver a taxi driver a policeman a soldier a woman a milkman a dentist a policewoman

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.