Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Wilhelmina ate …

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mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice yesterday's fish stale bread turkey twizzlers stinky tofu soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta mushy peas Brussels sprouts

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