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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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