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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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