Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.