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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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