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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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