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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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