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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Victoria
ate
turkey twizzlers
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
head-butted
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kneed
bit
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
slapped
strangled
roundhouse kicked
throat-punched
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