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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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