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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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