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Bad food

My step-auntie Victoria ate …

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over-cooked pasta cat biscuits Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers

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