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My step-auntie Trudy ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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