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My step-auntie Trudy ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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