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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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