Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate mouldy potatoes and nutcracker choked …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a dentist a ticket inspector a farmer a tramp a taxi driver a bus driver a train driver a sailor a milkman a policewoman

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