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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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