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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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