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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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