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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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