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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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