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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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