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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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