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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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