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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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