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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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