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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trudy
ate
Brussels sprouts
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
bit
strangled
punched
kicked
roundhouse kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
head-butted
kneed
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