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My step-auntie Trudy ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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