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My step-auntie Trudy ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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