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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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