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My step-auntie Trudy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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