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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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