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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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