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My step-auntie Trudy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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