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My step-auntie Trudy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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