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My step-auntie Trudy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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