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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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