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My step-auntie Trudy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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