Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trudy
ate
a box of dead mice
and
kneed
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Italian
Tristanian
Yemeni
Zimbabwean
Cape Verdean
Iranian
Kenyan
Australian
Rwandan
Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.