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Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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