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My step-auntie Trudy ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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