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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trudy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a box of dead mice
yesterday's fish
a plate of soggy nachos
the last Rolo
turkey twizzlers
cat biscuits
canned prunes
a stale biscuit
a wedge of blue cheese
stinky tofu
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