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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trudy
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
over-cooked pasta
turkey twizzlers
Brussels sprouts
a stale biscuit
canned prunes
a wedge of blue cheese
cat biscuits
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
a box of dead mice
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