Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Trudy ate …

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turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice stale bread yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes mushy peas cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu Brussels sprouts

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