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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Trudy
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a stale biscuit
over-cooked pasta
mushy peas
soggy lettuce
a plate of soggy nachos
stinky tofu
stale bread
canned prunes
a box of dead mice
cat biscuits
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